Below is a compilation of tweets on the approval of $1 billion to establish The Robert Mugabe University. You can contribute by using the hashtag #MugabeUniversity. Check out some of the hilarious tweets below:
https://twitter.com/RickyMarima/status/895258574083022848
https://twitter.com/KalabashMedia/status/895268636910391298
https://twitter.com/Steveaux_/status/895255311728160768
$1bn for a new university when the state is still failing to finish current university projects #MugabeUniversity
— The Zuu (@ZUUzw) August 9, 2017
Public Lecture #MugabeUniversity–
Title: redefining the meaning of the word Job by Psychology Maziwisa.
Venue: Bellamine all purpose hall— Nyasha Mcbride Mpani (@NyashaMpani) August 9, 2017
#MugabeUniversity best joke I've heard all day. Masters of Political violence and election rigging will be on offer I guess 😂 😂 😂 not funny
— Marshall Shonhai 🇿🇼 (@MarshallShonhai) August 9, 2017
Thesis: Equating the bond note to the US dollar. A case study of Zimbabwe #MugabeUniversity
— Mai Nyirongo (@Dudu_Nyirongo) August 9, 2017
Introduction To Succession Wars #MugabeUniversity
— Retired Nice Guy (@peaceful_race) August 9, 2017
#MugabeUniversity Now offering classes in Madhodhabin, Mahobho & Sliding Door Operations
— samanthanyasha (@samanthanyasha) August 9, 2017
Spikeology students on attachement on Mazowe Road #MugabeUniversity pic.twitter.com/VKdVf9GLzw
— Munya Bloggo (@MunyaBloggo) August 9, 2017
BSc honours in Smallhouse administration and manegement #MugabeUniversity
— vincemusewe (@vincemusewe) August 9, 2017
Bsc in Public Humiliation #MugabeUniversity pic.twitter.com/SgnacOeuVk
— Davie (@Kudziiee) August 9, 2017
MSc in Geophysics and Petroleum Engineering #MugabeUniversity pic.twitter.com/UZhroJjdrT
— Joe Black 🇿🇼 (@joeblackzw) August 9, 2017
BA: Defence Against The Dark Arts! #MugabeUniversity pic.twitter.com/NGpT26VKBF
— Joe Black 🇿🇼 (@joeblackzw) August 9, 2017
Graduation ceremonies shall be lit 🔥🔥🔥 #MugabeUniversity pic.twitter.com/iEqIjaHXVL
— Joe Black 🇿🇼 (@joeblackzw) August 9, 2017
Advanced Sloganeering #MugabeUniversity pic.twitter.com/6ngaIqj61I
— Joe Black 🇿🇼 (@joeblackzw) August 9, 2017
Bachelor of Martial Arts and Political Violence #MugabeUniversity
— Beneath A Rising Sun (@ResurrectZim) August 9, 2017
Visiting lecturer for the Teargas Deployment module #MugabeUniversity pic.twitter.com/VfOMfFfu5d
— Joe Black 🇿🇼 (@joeblackzw) August 9, 2017
Thesis: How to Create 2 million Informal Jobs
Supervisor: Psychology Maziwisa
Assistant Supervisor: Zalerah Makari#MugabeUniversity— Mai Nyirongo (@Dudu_Nyirongo) August 9, 2017
https://twitter.com/KalabashMedia/status/895232963339853824