News:President Robert Mugabe Proves Death Rumours Wrong... Again

<vote /> President Robert Mugabe proved the rumours of his death to be wrong when he returned to Zimbabwe on 3 September from Dubai where his son is based.

Said Mugabe on return:

Yes, I was dead. It’s true I was dead. I resurrected like I always do. Once I get back to my country, I am real.

...Ndakanga ndaenda kunogadzirira mwana kuDubai.

...I don’t know how many times I die but nobody has ever talked about my resurrection.

... I suppose they don’t want to, because it would mean they would mention my resurrection several times and that would be quite divine, an achievement for an individual who is not divine. Jesus died once, and resurrected only once, and poor Mugabe several times.

More: The Sunday Mail, ZBC

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