At Friday’s “Meet the Youth” rally Zanu PF youth secretary Kudzanai Chipanga claimed that President Robert Mugabe is an angel who is God’s representative on earth. Chipanga who seems to be trying to outshine himself in the bootlicking department said:
Truly speaking, in heaven there is God and here on earth there is an angel called Robert Gabriel Mugabe. You are representing God here on earth
But he is an angel. Who doesn’t know that God’s angels are called Gabriel?
I promise you, people, that when we go to heaven don’t be surprised to see Robert Gabriel Mugabe standing beside God vetting people into heaven. Gushungo, you are an angel.
Amai Mugabe, you are a wife of an angel so when people enter heaven and when it’s Zimbabwe’s turn, you will be seated there, with secretary for administration Chombo having names, while you will be vetting those whom you know.
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