If the country can run for a day without it's currency, let alone for 25 days as is the case here, then the country can run for ever without that currency

Zim so kaaa iii 🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉💰💰💰

saka

chikukupai kungo complain maZimba kusada kushanda iwewe kana usingade Zig pama dealz ako rirambe woti ndoda maUS uone kt haufe nenzara hr

man u 0 - liverpool 1. halftime

Mari yakanaka Ed vanorasisa vavengi

man u 0-1 liverpool halftime

Ukagarira Tv nhasi kubva na1630hrs unobvapo na2100hrs panobuda Tototo muForest

16:30

game re Liverpool inguvai

guyz the epic tota solar eclipse of 2mrrw how far I'm behind .

Zig is tokorotsha chitikwane you will never see it physically

notes we wer told that, Bond notes are backed by millions kept by some bank, wat happened

......Zambia, Germany, Israel(as few examples) have had ravaging inflation before but never shifted to other currencies until stability was achieved. Why can't we Zimbabweans do likewise? Why do we cling to other people's currencies? Ask the Americans themselves; they will tell you 'A country cannot develop unless it uses its own currency'. Can't we take a leaf from that philosophy and think ONLY Zimbabwe for progress purposes? The same Americans urge you not to support your leaders in every way so that you fail. Our failure fellow Zimbabweans is the Americans' breadbasket. They feed on our failure to unite and support all our processes. So the introduction of ZiG is a milestone in an economy strangled by ZIDERA. (Please take note ZiG is fully backed by pure gold in reserve). It's a strong currency, let's support it. Hee kwakamboita ma bearer cheque hee ma bond....let history stay in its anulls. STOP LIVING IN HISTORY THAT WILL NEVER REPEAT ITSELF.

anonymous unoda kuti aitwe released kuti mumashore

saka vanhu mukutiii.????? toramba tichishandisa ma bond here kana kuti mukutadza kuwirirana ne strategy

Why coin details are not released?

It's clear from the above comments that most people in Zimbabwe are scepticals. They don't have a single iota of faith and confidence in ZiG. Quite unfortunate indeed. The lack of confidence and support in all our financial and governance systems is the architect of ALL our failures.

ko zvainz 1 zig=$6

Apa taita a very big loss inini $2400 Rtgs yangu iri mu Ecocash it's now 1 Zig. But ne 2400 Rtgs ndaikwanisa kutenga 75 sms. Kkkkkkk ko 1 Zig ichakwana here. Mushayavanhu huya pano ndoda mari yangu

This currency is not moving straight iits moving zigzak

Ndizvo here zvataura Zig:ZWL conversion factor yabva yanz 2400,,kureva kut 1ZiG=2400ZWL,, Saka tatoita loss cz 2400 ma bond cash aive equivalent to Us$0.40 muma streets before this noise,, nw its equivalent to jst Us$0.06

Zimbabwe is a joke 😁🤣

we will peg Zig at I us to 45000ZiG on 31April

Effects of 44 years of misgovernance and misrule time for the young to leave zim or otherwise take to the streets

ZimGold=Zig ndeyedu is vene many teacher tichakupai 30 ziggy

The building is adjacent to Gulf complex after Zuva service station town buildings they need renovations,many people were injured, to those who died may their souls rest in peace

I have a question Pindula family. 🙋‍♂️ Is it okay to have se.x with girl uchiziva kuti uchazo muroora, coz inini I am gathering mari ye lobola and it will take me 3 months. I love my girl but hatisati tarara tese. Musikana wangu akanaka and she is very se.xy guys. Ndanonokerwa, she is a good girl and she said she is virgin last year when we started dating. I just want to know kuti pane chakaipa here to have se.x kana uri kuzoroora musikana wacho

*I will not run for third term, vows Mnangagwa* HARARE — President Mnangagwa says he does not have intentions to run for a third term, insisting there is “no iota of evidence” where he or the ruling party Zanu-PF, have pushed for something that violates the supreme law of the land. In an exclusive question-and-answer interview with “Brick by Brick” magazine, Mnangagwa indicated that speculation that the Constitution would be amended for him to run for another term were misplaced. “Well, I am very happy that Zimbabweans are very imaginative,” he said. “They can imagine about anything, which shows there is democracy in the country, you see. But we in Zanu-PF are very democratic and we obey the Constitution. “There is not an iota of evidence where Zanu-PF or I, as President, has ever expressed the violation of our Constitution. “But we allow people to dream properly or widely. They will still wake up and find things are working and the Constitution hasn’t changed.” In terms of the Constitution, extending presidential term limits would require amending Section 91 of the supreme law, which disqualifies a person “for election as President or appointment as Vice-President if he or she has already held office as President for two terms, whether continuous or not, and for the purpose of this subsection three or more years’ service is deemed to be a full term”. The Bill containing the amendment must be passed by a two-thirds majority in both the National Assembly and the Senate. However, Section 328 (7) does not allow an incumbent to extend the period he may hold office. In effect, amending Section 91 to extend presidential term limits will apply only to future Heads of State. Section 328 (7) can only be amended through a referendum, as set out under Section 328 (9) of the Constitution. The latest interview is the second time Mnangagwa has publicly pronounced that he will not seek re-election. In an interview with ZTN Prime on the eve of last year’s harmonised elections, he said: “I am going for my second term . . . this is my last term. “I believe that my party in particular, Zanu-PF, embraces our vision that, first and foremost, the stability of our country depends on us; the modernisation and industrialisation of our country depends on ourselves. “People from outside can only come and support our programme.” In the interview with “Brick by Brick”, the President, however, said in cases where governments intend to amend constitutions, due process has to be followed. “A constitution is supposed to be made by the people of the country,” he added. “Once you have come up with your own constitution, before you change it, you must comply with what it says.” Constitutions, added Mnangagwa, are changed “if you are not happy with what the constitution is saying”. “The constitution doesn’t make the country,” he continued. “It’s the country which makes the constitution. As long as your constitution is serving you well, keep it. If it’s not serving you well, you sit down and amend the provisions that no longer serve the interests of the country. We must be constitutional democracies, like ours.” Turning to Zimbabwe’s assumption of the Sadc chairmanship, the President said he will prioritise regional food security and peace during his tenure The broader Sadc agenda, he said, does not change with the assumption of office by a new chairperson. _*— Pindula*_

*KWEKWE MAN SUFFERS PROLONGED ERECTION AFTER USING A ‘PUNCH’ OF CONGO DUST AND VIAGRA* *6 April 2024* *Staff Reporter* A Kwekwe man will forever rue the day he decided to fix his upcoming “match” with his long-time girlfriend after his efforts at spicing up his act severely backfired and left him nursing swollen gonads coupled with a painful endless erection. This happened over the Easter holiday when one Brian Matiza (28) conjured up the idea to use a combination of Congo Dust and Tadalafil (a brand of **** enhancing tablets) so as to give him both a prolonged erection as well as long play popularly known as “dambarefu” in street lingo. Congo Dust is a brownish powder rumoured to be produced in the DRC which when applied to the tip of one’s anaconda for a while numbs the penile sensors and enables one to pump and pump and pump without experiencing any unplanned explosions. On the other hand Tadalafil is a pill used to treat erectile dysfunction in men and also known to give rock solid erections as if the sausage has been to the gym for body building. The writer has had the privilege to use both separately and can confess that just one of the two will produce ‘murderous’ results when it comes to the adult see saw game, but I digress. So, whilst the rest of the country was celebrating the death and resurrection of The Saviour our boy Brian was busy plotting the ****ual murder of his girlfriend only identified as Tariro as well as the resurrection of his pipito to a fearsome, venom-filled and hungry anaconda. Then ignominy suddenly struck as Tariro cancelled their scheduled appointment for a cage match whilst Brian had already prepared for it and gone through all his warm ups. His member was literally throbbing viciously inside his pants impatiently waiting to feast on some feminine centre of gravity goodies. In less than an hour after the last minute cancellation Brian was already crying in pain and holed up at his friend’s house in W Section Amaveni which he had intended to use a base for some pleasure hole bludgeoning. His pipe would not stop standing at attention and its accompanying twin “tennis balls” also started swelling. That’s when neighbours heard his cries and rushed to see a curled up Brian crying for help shouting that *“Veduwe ndakuvara sinhi harisi kuda kurara ini apo chimunhu changu charova disappear maiwee”*. It was such a pitiful sight that one woman known as MaDube from the area almost volunteered to “assist” him after noticing his long, black, curled anaconda in all its fury and she only ended up remarking that *“inga mapudzi anowira kune vasina hari, kune dzinomira ndokune vanodada isu tichifa zvedu nezhara”.* We later caught up with MaDube and she added that *“Kutaura shuwa ini pandakangoiti ba ndakatohwa kuda zvangu ini, ndakatozoenda kumba pant rakanganisika coz uhmm Brian so ka haa ende Brian ka”* Finally help came in the form of an elderly man of Malawian origin who came and gave him some herbs mixed with water to drink and finally the anger subsided. It’s only that Brian is a novice in the match fixing routine otherwise this was going to be an Easter to remember and I just hope that next time he first secures his prey before putting on his ****ual make up.

Anyone ane idea yekut what happened pa building remu town

they say some of the US reserves are in the public yet they forget most of us don't have bank accounts and we keep our money at home so it's gonna be hard for them to get the US dollar to the DBZ since it will circulate in the streets and it's last place for safe keeping will be under the pillow

Rate yemabond yakufanira kungoyenzana neye rtgs for one to be safe

as long USD💰🇺🇲 iri legal tender futi,hapana kwatirikenda naro Zig💵redu iri🤔🙆

isu ma bond tikutambira full time kungoti takabva pa 1:6000 kuenda pa 1:8000 zuro chete heno kuti tumoro Monday rinonyura timire papi.vamwe varkungoramba ma bond zvekubatira pamusoro bcoz anongopera futi nekuchinja vanhu wototanga kuada futi iwo anga ambozara chi box.

😁😁 ZIGGY ndiri kuda kuri diridzira ne Wiwi inopisa iya yemakuseni inenge yechidhakwa

apa nedzungu rema zimbo akutoramba ma bond yet the new money ichitori ne mwedzi isati yakubatika

Maiweee Maiweee yuwiii yuwiiii kani yowe, 👏👏 munhu anonzi @Khan uyo anoshanda guys, muwomberei mawoko, I think it might be Fugu pfeee or @Chi baby che Zanu nyazvi. If only they could spend more time in Jesus Christ. Dai vatonamatira Zimbabwe nyika yatambura iyi. Iye zvino with that ZiG currency we will see another Bearers Cheque saga

🤣🤣🤣 ZiG currency ichiri a Virgin, haisati yabviswa humhandara ne Inflation, @Kereke ndiwe unokara ma Virgins. 🥝ZiG currency hasn't lost its virginity to the hyperinflation rate of Zimbabwe but in a week or so it will be deflowered by ziguri🌽 hombe rinonzi inflation

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taura zvako@bond nekuti isusu hatisi kuramba Mari itsva isu but tiri kuti itai zvinhu zvisinga tiomeseri isu vanoi shandisa since imimi vene hamushandisi mapepa Aya you use real money isu ndisu tinoitirwa ma ZiG iwaya that's why tichi complaina and chino rwadza munoti maka vhoterwa ne vanhu but you don't listen to the very same people munoto ponda instead of listening to our concerns ZiG was supposed to work on Monday but now you are pushing it further saka tichawana kupi chanje ne kombi tofamba sei

All Hail the ZiG....Asingade better start looking for a green card 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ukaona bond yarambwa kusvika musi we introduction ye ZiG, Pakati apo tichi sevenzesa maUSD, it becomes pretty obvious that the transacting public shall opt for the USD as opposed to ZiG.

ndati ini zvinhu panguva iyi yekudzosera ma bond ku bank zvichaoma nekuti hatisina Mari yekuita coin kureva kuti kana une dollar uchida chinhu che 50cents woto tenga nayo yese nekuti hakusina ma bond and kombi yakutongo kwira futi saka ndiko kuto konewa ikoko isu hatifaniri kuona kuchinja kwe zvinhu nekuti kwauya Mari itsva zvinhu zvino fanira ku flowa smoothly pasina ka kukakama

zimbos why can't we support our own. kungoshora chete. tisu tirikuuraya nyika yedu tega. let's support each other. there should be one governor at a time , saka apinda iyeye siyai aitewo bsa sekudzidza kwaakaita. vasingadi zig budai muende kune marands kna mapula kna mausa ikoko. hamunyare kuchiva zvekumba kwevamwe. zvinotoshandwa mufunge, nesu tese takabatana.

@ big T, ukuzama kut chii heee kubika matemba woti salt yawandisa uchitemba kunokwata, Chamisa ngaagadzire Mari yake, makazvizama kare izvi zvikaramba frm bearer cheques, mabond nhasi maakut Zig zag bva mukuita madiro ajojina nevanhu nxaaaa

uniziva mwana akachema unofunga anoda mkaka opiwa mkaka oramba achichema unofunga avhiringidzwa nezvikara woonakt haana uyu asi kt ibenzi saka unomurega akadaro achanyarara hake ndozvakaita vamwewo vanoti maZig haaiti zvadaro vamboashandisa vanotanga kuas****podza kt chihurumende ichi chakadhakwa ukatarisa kumas**** ndovainyanya kt Rtgs yanyanya mazera inoda kuhafudzwa saka unozoona kt ah vapengo ava havavaki nyikayavo .semwanakomana mukuru pamusha kana mai vabika sadza haudanidziri kt andiridi mabika matemba mawanzisa munyu uchitemba kundokwata asi. vanhu vachinzwa kt vaijoni nhasi vatadza kubika handizvo kana wavaka musha wako uchaudza mukadzi wako kt musabika matemba pano.ndozvakaita Chamisa anoramba Zig asi iye haana mukana wekugadzira yake anoramba zvevamwe asina chake munhu uyu unogona kt haafungi apa angaasinga faniri kunzwisisa kuita kt ataura zvino tatomuona haangatungamiri uyu nyika inoswera yavadongo.

uniziva mwana akachema unofunga anoda mkaka opiwa mkaka oramba achichema unofunga avhiringidzwa nezvikara woonakt haana uyu asi kt ibenzi saka unomurega akadaro achanyarara hake ndozvakaita vamwewo vanoti maZig haaiti zvadaro vamboashandisa vanotanga kuas****podza kt chihurumende ichi chakadhakwa ukatarisa kumas**** ndovainyanya kt Rtgs yanyanya mazera inoda kuhafudzwa saka unozoona kt ah vapengo ava havavaki nyikayavo .semwanakomana mukuru pamusha kana mai vabika sadza haudanidziri kt andiridi mabika matemba mawanzisa munyu uchitemba kundokwata asi. vanhu vachinzwa kt vaijoni nhasi vatadza kubika handizvo kana wavaka musha wako uchaudza mukadzi wako kt musabika matemba pano.ndozvakaita Chamisa anoramba Zig asi iye haana mukana wekugadzira yake anoramba zvevamwe asina chake munhu uyu unogona kt haafungi apa angaasinga faniri kunzwisisa kuita kt ataura zvino tatomuona haangatungamiri uyu nyika inoswera yavadongo.

mwedzi uno ye nssa mukati inouya hamdioni

vene won't use zig since they go for shopping abroad.as for the gold coin ririko here kana kuti it was just a gimmick.wakamboribatawo here kuti dzvii or ndezvemu horrald

At least zvaku maker sense,not that you introduce a currency today then you expect it to be used as early as yesterday. Who will educate the people. Vakomana ana momz vanovharwa kumisha uku. And then rate ra John Ari resva it was 24978.something akasadaro zvinhu zvodhura.Then vane Mari dzekuwanda kumartgs vaita marizvee. saka the zig is losing value tisati taribata. Mugano ari right ndazozviona. Mukuru vari kumhanya ava🏃

This ZiG must not be a currency for us, the povo only.Let Vene vayo be paid in ZiG as well. The ZiG being linked to the value of gold, l'm sure it will do well, just like the Gold coin before it. Maybe we finally have a currency with proper characteristics of money.

Hayas,this hurumendi so

UMMM APA PAKAIPA MANJE KUNYURA CHETE BECAUSE THE CENTRAL BANK HAS 100PC CONTROL OF THE EXCHANGE RATE BETWEEN MABOND NEMA ZIG FROM NOW TO MONTH END!

my new John shanda na Biti Mugano and Steve hanke to get what you want to achieve, ndapedza hangu! am a professor but ummm take care.

@nesi Zimbabweans are not difficult to please do you know that most Zimbabweans are poor ( myself being one) to an extent that we rely on pindula news so we are just pleading with our good pindula to give us updates on time since they are the only news agency who knows that poor community also have the right to news

Zimbabweans are just a difficult people to please

From John Panonetsa Mangudya to John Mushayavanhu, vana Jonso so!

pindula ,can you please gave us news in time like soccer results and other important news . right now their is rumours that a thunderstorm destroyed a building in Harare killing a number of people and I think that's better news to us than spending the whole day hearing about zig this zig that

By then the Zig will have lost value

Next Arsenal vs Bayern Munich on 09 April UCL and Man City vs Real Madrid

Arsenal 71 points then Liverpool 70 points

Arsenal 3----0 Brighton & Hove

shinga mwana wevhu

ini hangu ndakuenda ku Mozambique,zvekunz mwana wevhu zvandiramba izviizvi🙄🙄🙄ndanzwa nekutsva muno hamuna mhepo

inga tongoitiswa yese yese see bhora rechikweshe.....