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G CHARAMBA

Aizve unovata muroad bcz you are driving a top series landcruiser unofa kaa

We thank God. We are not judges of men. But we must do the right things while on earth. We must make a name (like whore, philanthropist, defender of the people, crook, thief, machonisa, robber. Rabbi, Pastor, Environmentalist, Human rights defender, Ahab, Saul, David, Jonah, Killer/murderer, lover of the people, straight person, builder, destroyer, preacher, devil......   You will be any of these names when you reach heaven naked a syou were bbrn....WHICH ONE(S) DEFINE YOU IN THE CELESTIAL WORLD???? REPENT FOR NEXT TIME YOU WILL SURELY BE UP HIGH FACING YOUR NAME.......

Mutundo

It is good fot a start ! Well done truck driver ! Try not to miss the target next time !

Tambaoga

ah iwe ukutaura zveroad,Mhoms vaka vange vaenda

tanker rudzii risingabvire on impact asi ranga rakatakura mvura? People are sufferingbcoz of these malcontents  

Jack zuma

🏃‍♀️ Chi baby Che Zanu 🌊 

Our greatest hope is that the accident shall be investigated. If the truck driver was reckless he must be arrested and brought to justice. Lately many drivers have been impatient on our roads.


Mai Chigumba tinokudai

It's not horror but it's minor infact a low sideswarp, a little paint needed to polish those scratches, pauro nyati has nothing to report out, everything smooth under control. Why wasting space better count sky clouds. Zimbabwe is open for business no fear no accidents in spaghetti roads well constructed for sadc to visit Chinhoi caves. Perfect roads sadc aprooved

chimuti

joko

chaka

ciroc 🍸 

"Everyone was relieved that Chigumba was safe after the scary crash" Pindula.   

Oncemore 

131 comment and 81 chigumba, note that some of them are soccer and other unrelated stories 

Patz

Chatunga arrest- 131 comments in 2days
Chigumba accident- 81 comments in 8hrs

rest in peices  dear old panties

indeed, i believe chigumbas panties did not survive the accident, the poor panties  were pronounced dead on arrival at ZEC dry cleaners.  the panties suffered an overdose of urine and poopoo, even the car the seats are ruined from this outburst of bodily waste. I also heard that the driver passed out in the vehicle after inhaling the noxious fumes that were being emitted from chigumbas panties ... 

Eyewitness 

Terrible News

An eyewitness at the scene told me that Peezilla Chigumba had a sh!t in her panties and also p!ssed in her panties as well upon impact !  the eyewitness said that there were severe brown stains oozing through chigumbas clothes by her backside, and also yellow stains coming through her clothes on the frontside... shem shem.. she tried to rig her bottom and front pelvic area to prevent leakages but she failed

principal munhuwo guys.  munzwireyiwo tsitsi

hi again erudite

to clarify, yes he fell out of his mamas  @ ss hole , head first onto the tarred road ...

ah ok ediotite 

no pliz ediotite, just stop it !  i refuse to hang out with neanderthal ed iot zan oids and their supporters such as yourself , pliz you sh!t head ediodite you must go and hang out with your fellow ed iot zan oid neanderthals ....  what is a bootleg? is that something your mama has to wear since her toes were crushed and amputated when you were wriggling around in a pile of cr@p on the road as a newborn baby? if you dont reply i understand that  you  are unworthy of my attention as well, its ok you sh!t head, so pliz dont reply ok 

Erudite 

The mere fact that you thought this emesis was worth typing clearly shows you are unworthy of my attention...I can only hope wherever you reside they have you in a straightjacket and under close surveillance....Just because you picked up a few curse words on that bootleg American movie you recently watched does not mean you are witty or articulate...You are clearly a mental curse who has a serious lack of knowledge of how human physiology and sentence construction works...You are a load of rungs below me on the evolutionary ladder so please go make your monosyllabic mumble growls with fellow neanderthals like yourself... Erudite out 

hello eruditey

Hi erudite you sh ! t head.  Guys let me tell you why erudite is mentally disturbed.
You see, when he was born, at that time his mother was selling airtime in town while heavily pregnant with erudite inside her. When she suddenly gave birth to erudite, he fell out of her  **** hole, head first, into the tarmac road. Then a big truck came past and squashed erudites head into the road while he was wiggling around in a pile of sh!t.  The truck also drove over his mamas toes, totally crushing and amputating all her toes. Even to this day, erudite is sh!t scared of town and tarred roads and airtime sellers and big trucks and womens toes. All of this is the major cause of his mental problems, and to this day, erudite is still known by his nickname “S.H.!.T.H.E.A.D” ...  and that is also why erudite mentions 10 toes and licking them.... he remembers it  all from that fateful day !!


Cee Bee 🐝... 

Amana driver wegonyet uyu dai akanyatsokatswanya now titorine nhau dzinotonhorera so 

Even if she had died on the crash wasn't gonna be headline news her participation on enabling the gukuraundist to rig elections still causing outrage world 🌍 wide

The Dubious thing 

Aviation is way way way safer than Road.............Team Re Aviation aritambise when it comes to Accidents 

Why is vehicles in traffic accidents misbehave? A bus goes out of control? A prado gets mangled and no effect? But aeroplanes burst into flames and drop into Lake Mawali. One survives.

wischigonero

I burn bridges on this platform just like an army implementing a scorched earth policy...I am not here to make friends , I am here to make people believe in black excellence when I am on a break from making money.... Erudite out 

@ Erudite uri d.u.z.v.i.i.iiiii Got.sva Zimu.konde

Tshinga Dube

dai afa ane basa rei zvako zveku campaigner ndeimwe nyaya ass licker

kana zvisingaverengeki unozviverengerei kkk

Corruptmore Looto 

This is unintelligible sh!t right here my guy, go back to the sh!tty hole you crawled from and stop messing up the comment section with a load of crap like that comment of yours 

Yaaa  pano pakaipa, mati mwari anofara nemacomments aya. Zvino acharama akatoza sign death certificate rako mwari vapindira. Ukakundwa bvunza kuti matikunda sei wodzidziswa campain stratergy kwete kungo wira pasina chawabetsera nacho vanhu. Muzimba ahavhoteri nzara. kkkkk You should be campaining now asi kana bato hamuna ndera Tshabangu, Zanu is campanining one way. Pakunonzi kwasara 100 days mosungirira tuma bantana mumusoro hanzi vanhu ndevedu. Iwe samutoko kwana weZhura ahahang'o. Mu gutise 5 years ozokuvhotera.

Chigumba haizi mvana yemakombi izvozvi atopihwa imwe mbishi SUV

Deliwe

Ndichi tarisa mufananidzo uri pamusoro apo, zvinoreva here kuti kutanga zuva ranhasi muzvare Chigumba vachange vachifamba nemakombi here sezvo mota yaka parara patsawona iyi.

Mai T 

ko iye Chigumba wacho zvaari muroyi anoroya maskati machena, ngaafe uyo

When at war, every wishes their enemies to die, that doesn't make them witches you sorry excuse of a human being 

Pano ndopaunoona vana vevaroyi  how can yu wish somebody  to die 

Zvaifadza vasara

Achasangana nazvo chete vanhu vazhinji tiri kugunun'una ndezveakaita pama Election 

That was the first and lsst warning, next one will be accurately executed

@Erudied

lipsy

ko kan uchida kutenga etym ye Net1,using Ecocash ,unoita sei

don't worry chimwe chindege chirikudonha manje manje

Why didn't she die? God why.. She should have died on the spot eish this is a travesty.. 

Peace in the world

Mari yakabvepi yakatenga mupfondo wemota uyo

Dai yaive Honda Fit yakapetana. Mota yakasimba zvayo iyo

Boss

unru!ÿ

chigumba to live for life.... shine brighter mhamha vangu... akuda scrap ye300 series iyo ndauye atore zvake hatisina basa nayo isu

Oh mother-f☆cking S.H.I.T. Why did she have to survive?

The roads/highways in Zimbabwe are death traps. So many reckless, clueless, careless drivers out there. On dual carriageways, someone will drive at 40kms in the right hand overtaking lane.

Enchanter 

She cheated death as much as she did the elections. Superhero in the skamp world indeed.

Gora

Mota, Tara neuswa zvaita munyama. paifanira kudeuka ropa. ariga

Jambo 

Raine_.zw

yeah you do have to lick zveshuwa 😹😹😹

do have to lick or don't have to lick 😹😹😹

do have to lick or don't have to lick 😹😹

I do have to lick anyone or anything for that matter...I speak my mind ten toes down 

kumhàta kwako .... its not about gender at all

Just like ED and George Charamba I have loads and loads of enemies , I get it I am engaging and charismatic , Saint Oprah bless the Erudite...Say whatever you want about me just spell my name right..Stop being mid unless you are an ADHD riddled wombat and if that is the case take some Aderall you unwashed wank pheasant.... Erudite out 

@ Raine is that supposed to be an insult😂😂😂😂...That word has been done to death and nobody takes it seriously anymore....Most of the people here hate Chigumba because she is a successful black female who is in a position of authority that 99% of them will never have...She is the epitome of success and black excellence personified....I hope she continues to do her job with even more vigour and determination so that she can shut your broke and uncultured mouth up ... Erudite out 

I am glad she was not harmed , the world would have been a lot darker had she died.. This woman is a shining example of  resilience and professionalism as evidenced by the outstanding job she has done as chairperson of the electoral body... Despite the criticism mainly from s.e.x.ist fat neck bearded mouth breathing trolls who have spent the entirety of their adult lives living with their parents  , Justice Chigumba has continued to execute her duties to the highest standards imaginable...She is the prime example of black excellence and gets a thumbs up from the Erudite unlike the majority of gremlins on this particular comment section...I am sure some of you were dropped on their heads  as babies because who in their right mind would wish someone death and ill fortune based solely on their gender and profession... Haters of this regal and dignified woman can go shït a brick.... Erudite out 

VR 16

Zvatanga and i think it was not motivated, dog eat dog🐕🐩

Poolteen

kasy


bringing us false hope haya maybe the nxt time there wont be survivors for thses zec ppl 

we are relieved the plants and animals did not get hurt

who said we were relieved.  we never were and we dont care most of us hope the care went booom and no survivors.  

overtaking in front of on coming traffic 

🏃 Chi baby Che Zanu 🌊

vanhu vakashata deserve death zvekupona  izvo ratova drama ngavangofa chete

The curse of the blackdog is cast upon her , tsuro haipone murutsva kaviri. 

ah sorry for that

i am saddened and very sorry to hear that she narrowly escaped , it would have warmed my heart and made me happy to hear that she is DEAD ... maybe next time, hopefully soon !!

𝙎𝙞𝙮𝙤𝙮𝙤

Satan azofamba hake asi mwari vanga vada kuuya basa rakanaka

 🤪

Havavhunduke ava they are good spinners and drag racers, too fast and too furious,
Get well 

Golra 

Mdara Odza

I hope the Flora and Fauna nearby is not harmed

fugu pfeee

Kare pandainzwa kuti Chigumba ndaifunga kuti vanhu kwavo izvo varoyi vane kukororo 

ndiwo matangiro azvo ndivo Mai vakatengesa vote yangu nevamwe vakavhotera Chamisa. Zvaakupfuka hatingatambudzwe nemunhu 1

Theme

Rituals which were done just before sadc summit were very powerful, humanbloodsucking animal is on avenge till 2080 it does not care who you are and from it only  needs to fill up its canister. Escape today tomorrow you're dead count me now. Death has been raised upon us to strengthen power in minority step. If you are of praying don't play or relax, if of ancestral don't waste handclaping oracle one after another. Zim has all to be followed but don't mix. The road is the open foot, and you can hear now and then death. We'll may her soul rest in jail and never go into fraudulent deals 🤝 🔫

LOOTMORE

mota iyo haisi mari yank newe here 🤔🤔🤔🤔

coni

chakaponereiko chipfeve ichi what a waste of a human being chaifanira kufa nonsense

I wonder how she escaped wish you a speedy death chifambi cha Winston chitando dai chakabva chafa

Captain Jack Sparrow 

What imbeciles we have in leadership positions.. The lady is definitely suffering from some post traumatic disorder syndrome and just from the ghost from her past, her days of sanity are numbered!!! 

Si****

Zimbabwe Electoral Commission (ZEC) chairperson Justice Priscilla Makanyara Chigumba narrowly escaped serious injury after her vehicle was struck by a haulage tanker on Sunday, 01 September.
Ndavaningi Mangwana, the permanent secretary for the Ministry of Information, Publicity, and Broadcasting Services, confirmed the incident.
The incident occurred on the Chirundu-Harare highway as she returned from Chinhoyi.
Mangwana said Chigumba was travelling from Chinhoyi when the haulage tanker collided with three vehicles, including hers.
Fortunately, there were no fatalities from the accident, and Chigumba emerged unharmed. Wrote Mangwana on X:
<blockquote>
Yesterday, ZEC Chairperson, Justice Chigumba was involved in an accident on her way from Chinhoyi when a haulage tanker crashed into three vehicles including hers. There were no fatalities from the accident and Justice Chigumba was not injured.
</blockquote>
More: <a href="https://www.pindula.co.zw/">Pindula News</a>

Pindula News

Zimbabwe Electoral Commission (ZEC) chairperson Justice Priscilla Chigumba was in a car crash, but she is okay. A big truck hit her car while she was coming back from Chinhoyi. Luckily, nobody died, and Chigumba was not hurt. The government confirmed the accident. Everyone was relieved that Chigumba was safe after the scary crash.

ZEC Chairperson Priscilla Chigumba Escapes Injury In Horror Crash

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