How Zimbabweans on Twitter reacted to Prophet Magaya's predictions/prophecies

Prophetic, Healing and Deliverince’s Walter Magaya made a number of predictions for 2017.  As usual, people had a lot to say about these predictions.  Below are some of the more colourful ones.

Gold & platinum members? "… a secular social club with a thin veneer of religiosity" – Martin Luther King. https://t.co/lgmZamDP2v

— VINCENT KAHIYA (@VTKAHIYA) January 3, 2017

A judge once said the doors of the courts are open to everyone, but so are the doors of the Ritz Hotel.

As are doors to some churches?😯 pic.twitter.com/Aaq55bw7jk

— Alex T Magaisa 🇿🇼 (@Wamagaisa) January 3, 2017

😂😂💦…. he will tell his gold & platinum partners only -Yep those would be his financially brainwashed followers.

— Zim💫💫⭐️ (@Auzqn) January 3, 2017

Magaya predicts a prominent person will die this year. But he will only tell the followers who pay the most money.

(@NewsDayZimbabwe) pic.twitter.com/DGJQ4a2eOc

— Zim Media Review (@ZimMediaReview) January 3, 2017

Lmfaoooo this is such a lazy 'prophecy' . This literally happens every year. Several die even. https://t.co/JMVwZrsl6c

— . (@xandritepearl) January 3, 2017

I don't get how some one 'predicts' such obvious things. https://t.co/fdb9YgcZh7

— A Vessel. (@FundyCEO) January 3, 2017

This would be profound if a prominent person didn't die every year. https://t.co/PBxNx1kgzP

— Sheikh Nathan (@T1mbles) January 3, 2017

What constitutes a prominent person I wonder? Talk about hedging bets or is it hedging "prophecies" @ZimMediaReview

— Fungayi (@Fungayi) January 3, 2017

Gold plus and platinum members? Fuck outta here! Is this still a church or a travellers club with loyalty points. https://t.co/hbrItWBDGK

— Tino (@TinoNyandoro) January 3, 2017